Dear Traffic,
It’s time we had a little chat. I can’t remember the last time I heard of someone sitting down to tell you exactly how much bullsh*t you’re worth. You are evil and rude and vindictive and I personally don’t like it.
As I sat in my car, singing out of tune at the [...]
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Traffic’s Hate Mail
Posted: 19th February 2010 by Hottywood Helps in Automotive, Rants, Turds, UncategorizedTags: afternoon, alcohol, angry, Animals, automobile, Automotive, beverage, boats, boss, bullets, business, car, Cats, Children, Church, communicate, Communication, compromise, construction, doctor, drinks, ducks, Employment, evening, Fear, Finances, financial, Fright, frustrated, frustration, Funny, funny people, funny things, guns, horn, Hunting, kids, late, laughter, locomotive, mad, mayhem, Medical, Medicine, Meeting, Money, Morning, office, panic, payback, payment, people, pirates, racing, revenge, road rage, running, rush hour, sanctuary, Scared, School, ships, shooting, smile, steam, talk, thoughts, tracks, Traffic, trains, trees, Turds, Unemployment, weak, wilderness, wisdom, Work, wreck
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Fast Food Chains of the World: Shape Up or Get Burned Down
Posted: 6th November 2009 by Hottywood in Restaurants, TurdsTags: advice, entertainment, fast food, Funny, humor, life, office, people, stupid, style, thoughts, Turds
There are two things that I’m afraid of – snakes and the people who take my order in any fast food drive-thru; not necessarily in that order.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but it seems that every person who stands in that window has some sort of a noticeable defect. Either their [...]
The Office Idiot: Why Stupid People Get Hired and NOT Fired
Posted: 2nd November 2009 by Hottywood in Rants, Turds, UncategorizedTags: advice, entertainment, Funny, humor, life, office, people, stupid, style, thoughts, Turds
Raise your hand if you’re privileged enough to work with someone you deem as “stupid.” What makes them stupid? Is it the questions they ask that make absolutely no sense? Is it the completely idiotic jokes they tell? Is it the fact they are supposed to be the expert in their [...]