Somewhere in our cold steel-plated hearts there is a soft spot for those less fortunate than us. And though we often feel guilty for turning a blind eye to those poor folks who beg for change at the bus stop or stroll up and down the metro train asking for money to get out [...]
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People in Hell Want Ice Water
Posted: 23rd July 2010 by Hottywood Helps in TurdsTags: Africa, alcohol, animal, art, Ass, bag, bamboozle, beg, believe, blind, bone, booze, borrow, brandy, breath, budget, bum, bump, bus, butt, change, Club, commercial, continent, court, creativity, deficit, devil, dime, dog, draw, drinking, drunk, economy, Employment, encourage, enough, eviction, Eyes, Fashion, fib, Fight, finance, food, fool, funding, funds, Funny, gag, Geography, get laid, gift, gin, Guilty, halloween, hard times, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, hide, infomercial, information, insect, Job, judge, kids, land, laugh, law, lawyer, lend, liar, lie, life, Line, liquor, Luck, mask, metro, Money, mother, Movies, News, Obama, pad lock, panhandler, paper, Party, people, planets, plate, Politics, poor, pores, purchase, purse, repellant, rich, Save the Children, scream, senses, Sex, smell, solar system, steel, street, stupid, style, suspect, swag, train, transportation, Turds, universe, utensil, vodka, wallet, wealth, wrap
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Traffic’s Hate Mail
Posted: 19th February 2010 by Hottywood Helps in Automotive, Rants, Turds, UncategorizedTags: afternoon, alcohol, angry, Animals, automobile, Automotive, beverage, boats, boss, bullets, business, car, Cats, Children, Church, communicate, Communication, compromise, construction, doctor, drinks, ducks, Employment, evening, Fear, Finances, financial, Fright, frustrated, frustration, Funny, funny people, funny things, guns, horn, Hunting, kids, late, laughter, locomotive, mad, mayhem, Medical, Medicine, Meeting, Money, Morning, office, panic, payback, payment, people, pirates, racing, revenge, road rage, running, rush hour, sanctuary, Scared, School, ships, shooting, smile, steam, talk, thoughts, tracks, Traffic, trains, trees, Turds, Unemployment, weak, wilderness, wisdom, Work, wreck
Dear Traffic,
It’s time we had a little chat. I can’t remember the last time I heard of someone sitting down to tell you exactly how much bullsh*t you’re worth. You are evil and rude and vindictive and I personally don’t like it.
As I sat in my car, singing out of tune at the [...]