As much as we’d all like to think, no one is perfect. That includes yours truly and public metro. This week, I have the less-than-fun privilege of traveling the roads of the underground ghetto. The world known to most commoners as the subway system.
The subway system isn’t just a land full of [...]
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The Underground Ghetto
Posted: 16th July 2010 by Hottywood Helps in Rants, TurdsTags: accident, adidas, alley, animal, animated, Babies, bus, caffeine, cat, Children, cleavage, coffee, complain, country, cowboy, deficit, education, electricity, Employment, entertainment, Eyes, flying, folk music, Foresight, funds, ghetto, hat, Hermes, humor, hypnosis, Job, kids, lie, lifestyle, Magic, Men, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, Music, New York, passenger, payment, people, perfect, pigeon, polka, private, Public, public access, public transportation, purse, riders, robbery, rush hour, safety, School, Shoes, sky, sneakers, spork, Star Trek, story, subway, tennessee, thinking, train, train tracks, transit, travel, trip, Turds, underground, underworld, unpredictable, utensils, vacation, visit, weirdo, wings, witnesses, Women, Work
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Man vs. Wild: The Rise and Fall of the Nuisance Neighbor
Posted: 7th January 2010 by Hottywood Helps in Rants, TurdsTags: 2x4, A Team, AA, advice, Animals, arguing, arguments, Army, automobiles, Automotive, Blog, Cars, cell phone, coffee, debate, Dogs, Employment, entertainment, Fashion, feuding neighbors, Fight, Fighting, Fights, fire, Funny, Gossip, gravity, Hanukah, Home Depot, hot, humor, interior decorating, iron, Language, mad, Man, Marilyn Manson, Men, menace, militia, mohawks, Mr. T, Music, native, Neighbors, peace, people, planks, serene, serenity, smoke inhalation, society, Starbucks, strike, style, success, support groups, target, training, Turds, unenemployment, vehicles, Weapons, Woman, Women
They’re out there. You can’t escape them. They’re masked with bright smiles and orange hats, but beneath it all they are evil! They are a hidden nation spread across the world whose sole purpose is to annoy the living sh*t out of you. They are your NEIGHBORS [cue horror movie music]! [...]
Dear Santa: Real Talk
Posted: 22nd December 2009 by Hottywood Helps in Turds, UncategorizedTags: alcohol, Animals, automobiles, bar, Birds, Blues, Body, boys, Cars, Celebration, Celebrities, cheer, Chemistry, Children, Chris Brown, Christmas, Cookies, cops, crowds, December, drama, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, Employment, entertainment, evil, food, fun, girls, Holidays, honor, humor, Ike, Ike Turner, Jokes, laughter, mathematics, Men, mood, Moods, mother-in-law, Motown, Music, New Year's, Party, people, reindeer, rights, Rihanna, Rock n' Roll, Romance, Santa Claus, scandal, Sex, sexy, Shopping, Speeding Tickets, St. Nick, stress, Tina Turner, trashed, travel, trees, Turds, wasted, Wife, Women
A Letter to Dear Ol’ St. Nick
Dear Santa,
I’ve been thinking. For the last couple of days I’ve had the pleasure of going all ‘Terminator’ on those barricuda Christmas shoppers at the mall. As much as I’d love to say I enjoyed getting toys snatched out of my hands, my feet stepped on [...]