A Letter to Dear Ol’ St. Nick
Dear Santa,
I’ve been thinking. For the last couple of days I’ve had the pleasure of going all ‘Terminator’ on those barricuda Christmas shoppers at the mall. As much as I’d love to say I enjoyed getting toys snatched out of my hands, my feet stepped on [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Gift Wrapping
Posted: 19th December 2009 by panteramack in Rants, Turds, UncategorizedTags: Christmas, gift wrapping, gifts, holiday, rant, toys, Turds
Does Christmas gift wrapping ever change? I sat on my floor yesterday, surrounded by iPods, Hannah-fucking-Montana posters, Johnny Depp pictures, and a God forsaken Christmas fur tree named Douglas that malfunctioned somewhere along the day, and would not Shut The FUCK UP.
I hate wrapping, for starters. And if I hadn’t gone broke buying unnecessary gifts, [...]
Denny’s service sucks!
Posted: 19th December 2009 by Bryan Schuessler in Restaurants, TurdsTags: Bad service, Denny's, server, slow, Turds
Denny’s -
if your wait staff was any lazier and incompetent, they would be eligible for scientific research for possessing the brain of the extinct Dodo bird, the strive of a limbless deaf and dumb mute, and the manners and finesse of Jabba the Hut. In fact, I would have gotten better service from Jabba the [...]