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		<title>Pep Boys Got No Pep</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a fleet maintenance card through my work for service on my work vehicle. That said, my options for maintenance and repairs are limited to a select few locations. 
I came into Pep Boys because it is just a few miles from my house. Recently I came to Pep Boys for tires and an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=615</link>
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		<title>People in Hell Want Ice Water</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere in our cold steel-plated hearts there is a soft spot for those less fortunate than us.  And though we often feel guilty for turning a blind eye to those poor folks who beg for change at the bus stop or stroll up and down the metro train asking for money to get out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=611</link>
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		<title>The Underground Ghetto</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as we’d all like to think, no one is perfect.  That includes yours truly and public metro.  This week, I have the less-than-fun privilege of traveling the roads of the underground ghetto.  The world known to most commoners as the subway system.
The subway system isn’t just a land full of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=609</link>
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		<title>Sombrero Cashier Can&#8217;t Be Bothered&#8230;</title>
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Today I went to Sombrero Mexican Food on W. Main St. in El Cajon, CA. Upon walking up to the register I notice that the cashier has her back to the restaurant and is gossiping with the drive-thru cashier. They proceed to yap and yap and yap for about 5 minutes before the cashier helping [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=605</link>
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		<title>KFC Doubledown</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah&#8230;if you haven&#8217;t had one, you&#8217;re lucky. 
The overhyped, overrated, overDRY &#8220;sandwich&#8221; didn&#8217;t kill me as expected. 
That is all.
This post was submitted by DeShawn.]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=600</link>
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		<title>POLO TOWERS IN LAS VEGAS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have many time shares that overlap many various organizations. I have traveled seamlessly throughout the U.S. without any issues until today. I have stayed at Inteval International resorts, Worldmark resorts, Trendwest resorts, Welk resorts, RCI resorts, and more. I traded in some points to stay at a Diamond Resorts International resort location, Polo Towers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=589</link>
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		<title>Worst movie ever: Knight and Day</title>
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I went to see Knight and Day with my wife last night. We had wanted to see a few other things, but the movie ticket seller dude highly recommended this movie over the others. I can only assume he gets a commission of some sort from ticket sales of the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz Shatacular because [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=586</link>
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		<title>Excalibur stole my daughter&#8217;s blankey!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just came back from a nice family vacation in Vegas. We stayed at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino on the strip. They have carnival games and an arcade for the kids and casino games and booze for the adults. Win-win.
One of the days we were there, the housekeepers/cleaning crew came in while we were [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=584</link>
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		<title>Here we go again (bp)&#8230;.</title>
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This was BP’s ad campaign in 1999. I doubt they had any idea how haunting and literal it would become. Tens of millions of gallons of oil have polluted the Gulf of Mexico since the spill and an estimated 800,000 gallons continue to spew into the Gulf daily. BP is now attempting a new idea [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://allturdreality.com/?p=582</link>
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		<title>Windows is counter-productive to business</title>
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I am trying to write a paper for school but my stupid laptop PC keeps downloading updates and takes forever to reboot. The damn thing ALWAYS has a friggin&#8217; update or updates. It takes almost 10 minutes to start the Piece of Crap up and when I need to restart because of more updates, it [...]]]></description>
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