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I had to come say something for my Twitter bud! I like to read this shit! My ex wife is a bitch.

This post was submitted by Brad S..

I just made the mistake of ordering “The Invention of Lying” on PayPerView.

Don’t be fooled by the previews, this movie S.U.C.K.E.D. SUCKED! It should have been called “The Invention of CrappityShitFuckAssCrap”. No but really, This movie sucked ass!

So in world were man is incapable of lying, apparently it means man has NO filters on his brain and just blurts out every random stupid thought in his/her head. Just because you masturbated before your date, doesn’t mean you have to tell your date that you did. Why didn’t She tell him about that massive dump she took about an hour ago and how the stench nearly rendered her unconscious? That would have ben Hilarious! Much better than her calling him a pug nosed little fat loser. I mean she was totally right but still.

Ricky Gervais IS a fat little dumpy retard. He’s NOT funny. AT ALL!
And Jennifer Garner? Well that titless bitch got real ugly real fast! Bitch needs a samich…and her ears pinned back. I was expecting her to take flight.

Anyhow. The Movie Sucked.

The Invention of Lying is what happens when a Brit try’s to dumb down British humor for us Americans because apparently, we are stupid and by we, I mean YOU!

PASS on this Turd!

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This post was submitted by Sean.

I am in sales and marketing and work with a lot of people each day. I drive a lot and travel all over three counties everyday. I am a busy man with many appointments, meetings, and responsibilities each day. I am always punctual and respond to things as they happen. I follow through on everything I do and never promise anything I can’t deliver. That is the groundwork to be laid for this rant….

My co-worker gets a call from a current customer who buys through a distribution channel of ours. The customer asks if they could buy direct from us and would like to set up an account. The customer asks if the local representative can come talk with him about the product lines, opportunities, and pricing concerns. The sooner the better, he says.

I get the call about this lead yesterday afternoon around 4pm and call the customer at 9am this morning. The customer seems to be happy that I called so quickly and I ask if he is free this morning (within the hour) to meet and discuss things. He says yes, he is available, and that 10am will be perfect. One thing though, he says he may have to unload product with a forklift but can jump off anytime and talk to me. I say great and proceed to drive 40 miles to his office.

I get there at 10am and am greeted by his co-worker who tells me that the customer I am meeting is unloading things with the forklift and he is the only one who can operate the forklift. I say that I was informed that this may be a possibility and that he said he could stop and talk to me when I got there. The co-worker guy then gets an attitude and says that he can’t stop and that I should wait in a room for the guy to finish. He says it will be 20 minutes or so. As I drove all this way, I wait….and wait…..and wait…..and wait….

At the 47 minute mark, I find the co-worker and tell him that I have other appointments and need to get going. I offer to leave information and tell him that we can reschedule some time next week. The guy says no and asks me to wait longer. He should only be another 20 minutes or so…

At this point I am over this and need to leave. The co-worker guy sits and starts telling me about their business and how much of a “player” they are internationally. He says to me that his business may not be able to sell our product and proceeds to assume that they have no use for our stuff. I tell him about some of the products we have for some of the customers he deals with and inform him of our international success also. Over and over, this guy tells me that he doesn’t have any experience with our product but he has heard the name. Good I say and I let him know that I need to leave.

He keeps talking and uses big words to sound smart to either impress me or intimidate me. Neither worked, as he came off smug and arrogant. They requested information from us. They want us. They wanted help from us.

I find it really ridiculous that they would call and schedule an appointment they had no intention of keeping. I find it also ridiculous that they would have me drive all that way for nothing and then proceed to make me wait for over an hour and lecture me on how they may not even want anything from me. All of that seems rather counter-productive and is bad business.

I was quick with my response back to them. I drove down to see them. I brought all information they requested. I followed through on my end. Where were they? Not cool.

This post was submitted by Steve Z..

I really don’t understand the draw of this place. GB has been a place in Mission Valley that sits on the main street there screaming “Look at me! I’m cool. I’m hip. Come on in for food and drinks.” Like the evil siren of greek mythology that it is, don’t be tempted.

Overly crowded, check!
Super noisy, check!
Bland, overpriced food, check! (brrrp)

And after an mediocre, creamy mess of an appetizer, 2 disgusting, not to be taken home in a doggie bag entrees, a soda and 2 beers, our bill was over $70. What? Really? For that? I felt violated, taken advantage of to say the least.

The ONLY saving grace of this place? The decent beer and the free valet parking out in front for the always packed MV West parking lot.

If you are looking for a place to have a good meal, this is not your place my fellow turders. Don’t be tempted by the GB sirens.

-this has been a public service announcement brought to you by the letter F.

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This post was submitted by Dustin F.

I went to Staples for some new printer ink as I do when I am out. I have always gotten the Hp brand and have avoided the store brand generic refilled ones because I am skeptical of their quality.

This time I gave them a shot and bought two for the price of the Hp brand. Score on price. I get home and put the new ink in my printer and the test sheet prints great.

I try and print some pages for an upcoming meeting and the ink is out! It doesn’t print anything. No only does the generic ink not register with the printer/computer to check levels, it doesn’t work.

As my meeting is tomorrow, I head back to Staples and purchase more ink. This time I get the Hp brand and all is good again. Avoid using Staples Refill ink. It won’t work well or at all. Stick to the name brand stuff. Don’t waste your money or time.

This post was submitted by Steve Z.